My first close acquaintance with a bidet was when we moved into our present home, just over ten years ago. It has become an unalterable part of my daily routine. I can barely imagine how previously, without these ablutions, my nearer presence was even tolerable.
Today however I have one small cause for regret. Something not so much as hinted at in any risk assessment I have seen.
A scar to my forehead.
Which leaves me asking - Am I doing it wrong?