A man and his new wife jetted off to their honeymoon, and after a wonderful night of candlelit dinner and wine they went back to the bridal suite.
Upon entering, the bride softly told her husband "I'm a virgin, please be gentle".
Looking confused, the groom asked "But I thought I was your second husband?"
She replied, "Yes, that's true, but he was New Labour. He spent the 10 years of our marriage sitting at the end of the bed telling me how good it was going to be."